Foghorn Leghorn Quotes...

"Use the window, Richard, that's what it's for!" Not, of course, spoken to anyone named Richard.

This boy's as strong as an ox...and almost as smart.

That gal reminds me of the highway between Dallas and Ft. Worth -- no curves.

This'll cause more confusion than a mouse at a burlesque show.

He's so dumb, he thinks a pig pen is something to write with.

Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered, for just such an emergency.

"That boah's about as sharp as a bowlin' ball".

"This here's a chicken...D...O...G, chicken!"

"That boy's more mixed up than a feather in a wirlwind."

"Well, Paint me green and call me a pickle!!"

"Whatcha, I say, whatcha got there boy? Hmmm...looks like sodee-pop!" *shake* *shake* *shake* "Watch it fizz!" *KABLOOOOOEEEEYYYY!!!*

"That boy's as sharp as a sack of wet mice!"